Famous last words

... attributed to me by third parties:

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"Sometimes its nice not to sleep with a man"

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"I don't have to sleep with a lot of men unless I want to"

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"Sorry I made you wait, but you know it's worth it"

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"I am nice. Are you nice?"

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"Maybe. Meaning maybe not"

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"Hello, have I slept with you?"

(simile ad libitum)